Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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