Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she told me i tasted like america
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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