too bad you live with your parents still
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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