yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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