Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I am mentally ready for anal.
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