I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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