my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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