you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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