That's intense
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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