i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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