i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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