About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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