i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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