What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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