When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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