I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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