turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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