Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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