Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
of course. lets lasso hookers.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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