Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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