Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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