So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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