So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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