There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
it hurts more in the daytime
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
operation have a gay friend backfired
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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