okay pat passed out under dana's car
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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