Sponge bath it is.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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