do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm always down for nudity.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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