idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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