hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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