I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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