when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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