Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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