I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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