at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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