so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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