Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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