No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He keeps bees of course he's weird
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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