I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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