Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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