So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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