David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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