She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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