I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
There r osticjed everywhere
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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