Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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