why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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