you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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