Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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