Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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