North Korea, Best Korea!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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