We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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