i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he shaved USA in his pubs
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
