He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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