I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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