And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
