Taylor Swift is so right about you.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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