I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
