and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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