belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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