Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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