dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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