its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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